The Political and Corrupt Dynamics Behind the H5N1 Response

Christian Baghai
6 min readFeb 11, 2025

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Alright, folks, let’s talk about H5N1, or as I like to call it: The Next Big Screwjob — brought to you by your friendly neighborhood corporate overlords and spineless politicians. This isn’t just a public health crisis, oh no. This is a full-blown shitstorm of political inaction, corporate greed, and bureaucratic bullshit wrapped up in a nice, infected, feathery package. And guess what? You’re the one getting plucked.

1. The USDA’s Real Job: Protecting Profits, Not People

The USDA — you know, the folks supposedly in charge of food safety — is actually the mafia for the meat and dairy industries. Their job? Pretend to regulate, while making sure Big Ag keeps raking in the cash.

You think they care about you? They don’t. If they did, they wouldn’t be ignoring the fact that this virus is running loose in cows, pigs, and probably your goddamn pet hamster. But no, they’re only testing milk samples, because heaven forbid we find out what’s really happening inside those infected cows.

Why? Because if they admitted the truth, it would mean:

  • Trade bans — which means less money.
  • Culling animals — which means less money.
  • People realizing they’re being fed diseased milk and meat — which means less money.

And the USDA doesn’t like that. The USDA exists to protect the people who sell you food, not the people who eat it.

2. Lobbyists: The Disease More Dangerous Than H5N1

You ever wonder why nobody’s panicking about this yet? That’s because the American Dairy and Meat Lobbies are some of the richest, most powerful cartels in Washington. These guys are so slick, they could convince you that cancer is good for the economy.

Their Top Three Tricks:

  1. Suppress Testing — If they don’t test, they don’t have to admit there’s a problem. Ignorance is profitable.
  2. Block Public Health Emergencies — If the government declares H5N1 an emergency, businesses lose money. So guess what? No emergency!
  3. Control the Media — You don’t hear much about H5N1, do you? That’s because the media depends on advertising dollars from the same corporations that would be screwed by a public panic.

And the best part? The same playbook was used for COVID-19. And before that, for climate change. Same scam, different catastrophe.

3. Politicians: Watching the World Burn in 2025

You think the government is slow? No, my friend. The government isn’t slow — it’s deliberately waiting for this thing to become a full-blown disaster so they can look busy when it’s too late to fix.

Here’s the problem: 2025 is here, and Trump is back in office. That means no one wants to make a decision because decisions piss people off.

  • If Trump locks down farms? Farmers revolt.
  • If Democrats push for more regulations? They stop getting donations from the dairy and beef industries.
  • If anyone actually says, “Hey, maybe we should admit this virus is a real problem?” Stock markets crash.

So instead, they play dumb and hope you forget.

4. Big Pharma: The Ultimate Pandemic Hustlers

Remember when we were told the COVID vaccine was rushed out too fast? Well, guess what? We ALREADY HAVE an H5N1 vaccine sitting in storage.

So why aren’t they handing it out? Because there’s no money in preventing a crisis — only in reacting to one.

  • If they start vaccinating now, the government won’t need to buy billions in emergency doses later.
  • If they keep it under wraps, they can charge whatever the hell they want when things go south.
  • If people die? That’s just part of the business model.

Big Pharma doesn’t want to save the world. They want to sell it a subscription plan for survival.

5. What Are Other Governments Hiding?

You think the U.S. is bad? Oh, other countries are just as screwed-up, but with better propaganda.

  • China won’t admit the full extent of its cases. Because nothing ruins “economic stability” like a mass livestock culling.
  • India and Russia are in full denial mode. Admitting an outbreak means losing international trade deals.
  • The WHO is playing dumb. Because they rely on national governments to report cases, and when countries lie? The WHO just shrugs.

And so, the real number of cases? Way higher than what’s being reported. But if you don’t measure it, it doesn’t exist.

Final Thought: The Next Pandemic Is Already Here. You’re Just Not Allowed to Know Yet.

Here’s the deal, folks: H5N1 isn’t a hypothetical threat. It’s already happening. The only reason you haven’t heard about it is because the people in charge don’t want you to panic — yet.

🚨 What’s REALLY happening:

  1. The USDA is covering up the outbreak to protect the dairy and meat industries.
  2. Lobbyists are actively blocking testing and emergency declarations to keep profits flowing.
  3. Politicians are delaying action because taking decisive action could cause political backlash.
  4. Pharmaceutical companies are sitting on vaccines so they can cash in later.
  5. Governments around the world are hiding their own outbreaks because they don’t want to deal with the economic fallout.

By the time they admit the truth, it will be too late. But hey — at least Wall Street will have had time to bet on which pharmaceutical stock is gonna explode in value when the shit hits the fan.

💡 Final Thought: The next pandemic isn’t coming. It’s already here. And once again, you’re the last one to find out.

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