The Kellogg-Trump Sellout: A Masterclass in American Surrender

Christian Baghai
6 min read2 days ago

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The Kellogg-Trump “peace proposal” — now that’s a phrase that deserves a laugh track — because this ain’t a peace plan, folks. It’s a big, greasy geopolitical giveaway, shrink-wrapped in patriotic bullshit and served up like some back-alley drug deal between grifters. And guess who’s getting stiffed? The United States. This isn’t just bad policy, it’s a self-imposed diplomatic lobotomy. If Putin had written it himself, the only difference is he would’ve asked for a foot rub too.

1. The “Realpolitik” Scam: How to Sell Out Without Looking Like It

Trump and Kellogg are trying to pass off their grand capitulation as some kind of tough-guy, pragmatic diplomacy. “We’re negotiating! We’re making deals!” No, you’re giving away the store and calling it a clearance sale. These guys think they can make Russia behave by throwing Ukraine under the bus — and maybe a few Eastern European countries while they’re at it.

  • Russia’s Playbook, Written in Crayon by Kellogg:
  • The Kremlin doesn’t want just Ukraine. It wants a full remodel of global power, with the U.S. in the backseat playing Candy Crush while Moscow and Beijing divvy up the world map.
  • Russian military doctrine is simple: keep pushing until someone punches back. Guess what happens when you never punch back? You get steamrolled.

“Stability” My Ass:

  • Trump and Kellogg claim making Ukraine “neutral” (which is mob-boss-speak for “defenseless”) and lifting sanctions on Russia will bring peace. That’s like saying handing your wallet to a mugger will make your neighborhood safer.
  • It’s not peace. It’s giving Russia a bigger bat to swing next time.

Key Strategic Blunders That Would Make a Drunk Napoleon Cry

Postponing NATO membership for Ukraine = letting Russia decide who gets to join the club.

  • Imagine asking a burglar which locks you should put on your doors. That’s what this is.
  • If Ukraine gets blocked from NATO, Poland, the Baltics, and Finland are next in line for “neutralization”.
  • China, watching from the sidelines, takes notes for Taiwan.

Lifting Sanctions = Funding Russia’s Next War

  • Sanctions aren’t just about punishment. They cripple Russia’s ability to upgrade its war machine.
  • If you lift them, Russia gets fresh cash to build better missiles, hire more mercenaries, and keep its propaganda machine running at full speed.

Shutting Ukraine Out of the Talks = The Dumbest Colonial Throwback Ever

  • Sitting down to decide a country’s future without the country in the room is so 19th-century, it should come with a powdered wig and a monocle.
  • Sovereignty is not a coupon Kellogg and Trump get to redeem at Putin’s discount dictatorship warehouse.

2. The Global Dumpster Fire This Would Ignite

Let’s talk about the aftershocks of this geopolitical idiocy. Because when America caves, the world gets nervous, and bad actors start licking their chops.

A. NATO Gets Neutered

  • European leaders have zero faith in Trump’s version of America. This would prove them right.
  • Poland, the Baltics, and Germany would start looking for security options outside of U.S. leadership.
  • The result? A NATO that’s about as intimidating as a retirement home bingo night.

B. China, Iran, and North Korea Pop Champagne

  • If the U.S. lets Russia carve up Ukraine, China will apply the same formula to Taiwan.
  • Iran and North Korea will take diplomatic cowardice as an invitation to ramp up their nuclear brinkmanship.

C. The Dollar’s Power Shrinks

  • Sanctions work because the U.S. controls global finance. If we start letting sanctions slide, the world will start trading in other currencies to avoid American oversight.
  • The dollar stops being the big boss — and suddenly, the U.S. economy is more vulnerable than ever.

3. Is This Just Incompetence, or Is Trump Working for Putin?

Look, there are only two possibilities here:

Trump and Kellogg are colossal morons, flailing around like a drunk guy trying to negotiate a hostage situation by offering himself up first.

They’re actively doing Putin’s job for him — intentionally or not, the effect is the same.

  • Trump hates NATO, says he won’t defend Europe, and loves getting stroked by authoritarian regimes.
  • Kellogg, his right-hand yes-man, is pushing a peace plan that just happens to match Russia’s strategic goals.
  • Even Russian oligarch Konstantin Malofeyev thinks it’s too soft. When a guy who funds separatists is disappointed, maybe you’re a little too generous with the giveaways.

4. What a Sane U.S. Strategy Would Look Like

If you actually wanted to stop Russia, rather than send them a box of chocolates and a Hallmark card, you would:

  • Crank up the economic pressure: Keep sanctions tight and ban Russian energy sales to Europe completely.
  • Expand NATO’s footprint: Bring Ukraine into the fold, station U.S. troops permanently in Eastern Europe, and tell Russia to suck it.
  • Flood Ukraine with weapons: Give them everything short of a nuke — drones, tanks, air defenses, long-range missiles.

That’s deterrence. That’s how you make sure we’re not having this conversation again in five years.

Final Verdict: The Kellogg-Trump Plan Is a National Disgrace

  • It kneecaps NATO, making it an ornamental alliance.
  • It signals to every rogue state that the U.S. can be pushed around with a little pressure.
  • It funds Russia’s next war.
  • It achieves every Russian strategic goal without them firing a single extra bullet.

This is not a peace plan. This is a planned surrender, dressed up as diplomacy. And the world’s tyrants are watching, laughing, and getting ready for their turn.

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