Claude Malhuret’s Speech: The Ultimate Roast of Weaponized Stupidity, Gutless Cowardice, and Self-Inflicted Decline

6 min readMar 10, 2025

Malhuret didn’t just give a speech — he cracked open the skull of modern geopolitics and took a flaming dump inside. He took aim at the willful stupidity that’s not just an inconvenience but an existential crisis. His target? Not just Trump, but the entire parade of morons who treat ignorance like a personality trait and foreign policy like a reality TV show.

So let’s get into it — no prisoners, no mercy, no bullshit.

1. Trumpism: Industrial-Grade Stupidity with a Side of Treason

Malhuret didn’t just call Trump a traitor — he pointed out that Trump’s brain is a security risk in itself. The man could set an entire continent on fire trying to microwave a burrito.

Trump Has the Strategic Depth of a Shoelace
His entire approach to Ukraine — blackmail, Putin-worship, and gutting military aid — is the foreign policy equivalent of throwing your car keys into a volcano because you didn’t like the GPS directions.
“America First” = “World War III for Dummies”
You don’t make America stronger by letting dictators carve up the planet like a Thanksgiving turkey. That’s not isolationism — it’s just suicidal stupidity.
The New Doctrine: “Give Up and Hope for the Best”
Trump’s America isn’t disengaging — it’s sabotaging its own allies while handing free coupons to its enemies. His logic: If Putin threatens Europe, let’s get him a bigger knife.

➡ Malhuret didn’t just call Trump a fool — he called him a geopolitical hazard, like a toddler playing with a flamethrower in a fireworks factory.

2. Ignorance as a Lifestyle: The New American Death Cult

Malhuret didn’t just attack Trump. He attacked a full-blown mass movement of people who treat stupidity like a personality trait and education like a venereal disease.

The GOP Base: A Marching Band of Meatheads
These people don’t just lack knowledge — they fistfight it in parking lots. Supporting Ukraine is an “elitist” position, but swallowing Kremlin propaganda like warm beer at a NASCAR race? That’s just “patriotism.”
The Anti-Expert Cult: If It’s True, It Must Be Fake News
Facts are now treason. Intelligence is an attack on their delicate sensibilities. History? Only valid if it fits on a bumper sticker.
Weaponized Gullibility: Putin’s Favorite American Import
Trump’s fans are too historically illiterate to realize that when you stop leading the world, the world doesn’t just leave you alone — it moves in and takes over.

➡ Malhuret’s point? America isn’t a global leader anymore — it’s a global liability because it’s run by people who couldn’t find Ukraine on a map if you stapled it to their forehead.

3. The Western Right: From Reagan’s Strength to Putin’s Lapdog

Nothing is funnier — or more disgusting — than watching so-called “tough guys” swooning over a bare-chested Russian despot like teenage girls at a boy band concert.

The GOP: From “Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall” to “Mr. Putin, Can I Shine Your Shoes?”
Malhuret points out the utter humiliation of modern conservatism, which went from defeating the USSR to making out with its ghosts.
Strongmen Worship for Weak-Minded People
Trump’s base doesn’t want a strong leader — they want an abusive stepdad who validates their insecurities.
Russian Propaganda: The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet for Low-Information Voters
Putin’s narratives work on Trump’s base because they don’t require actual thought. Easy villains, simple slogans, zero effort.

➡ Malhuret’s message? The American right isn’t conservative anymore — it’s just “Soviet fan club” with worse grammar.

4. Stupidity as a Weapon of Mass Destruction

Malhuret’s speech was the verbal equivalent of smacking a sleepwalking idiot with a brick before he wanders into traffic.

Trump Isn’t a Traitor on Purpose — He’s Just Too Dumb to Know He’s Being Played
The tragedy isn’t that Trump loves Putin. It’s that Putin doesn’t even respect Trump — he just finds him useful.
A World Without American Leadership? Just Ask Taiwan
Malhuret isn’t just talking about Ukraine. He’s saying America is turning into an unreliable joke. First Ukraine falls, then Taiwan. Then what? At what point do you start speaking Mandarin at the UN?
Trump’s Foreign Policy = “Let’s Set Ourselves on Fire and Blame the Matches”
There is no “strategy” in Trump’s foreign policy. There is only managed decline.

➡ Malhuret’s warning: Ignorance isn’t just annoying — it’s an act of national self-sabotage.

5. Civilization or Idiocracy? Pick One.

Malhuret is forcing the West to choose:

✔ A world where we still value knowledge, strategy, and leadership
❌ Or a world where angry grandpas on Facebook dictate foreign policy

✔ A world where democracy is defended
❌ Or a world where every tinpot dictator gets the green light to conquer what they want

✔ A world where America is still respected
❌ Or a world where America is just Florida with nukes

Final Verdict: Malhuret’s Speech Wasn’t Just an Attack on Trump — It Was a Funeral Speech for American Intelligence.

He didn’t just call Trump a traitor.
He called his followers cheerleaders for fascism.
He called America a once-great empire run by people who flunked world history.
He called Europe the last line of defense against a rising tide of engineered idiocy.

And he’s 100% right.

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