JD Vance’s Oval Office Trainwreck: A Case Study in Loud, Stupid DiplomacyYou ever watch a guy trip over his own feet, land face-first in a pile of his own bullshit, and then stand up like he just won the…5h ago5h ago
Erdogan is Playing Chess While Trump is Eating the Pieces and Shoving Them Up His NoseYou hear that Turkey might send “peacekeepers” to Ukraine? Yeah, sure. And I might get elected Pope. This isn’t about peacekeeping — this…1d ago1d ago
A Breakdown of Macron’s Body Language vs. Trump: A Power ShowdownAlright, folks, let’s break this down like it’s a late-night rant about the absurdity of human behavior. Macron and Trump’s body language…3d ago13d ago1
Why the Opposition to Trump Keeps Losing (and Why It Might Stay That Way)Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a deep dive into the tragicomedy that is American politics — where the opposition…5d ago5d ago
X-37B: The Cosmic Ninja That’s Probably Doing Some Wild St**Alright, let’s talk about this X-37B thing, because, folks, this is some next-level, secret-squirrel, outer-space wizardry. And the best…6d ago6d ago
Steve Bannon: The Dollar Store MussoliniAh, Steve Bannon. The human embodiment of a thrift store trench coat that smells like cheap whiskey and broken dreams. This guy has spent…Feb 21Feb 21
JD Vance: The Discount-Store Tough Guy Who Thinks He’s a Badass but Ends Up a JokeJD Vance wants so badly to be a tough guy. You can see it in the way he puffs out his chest like a dollar-store action figure, the way he…Feb 20Feb 20
The Kellogg-Trump Sellout: A Masterclass in American SurrenderThe Kellogg-Trump “peace proposal” — now that’s a phrase that deserves a laugh track — because this ain’t a peace plan, folks. It’s a big…Feb 19Feb 19
The Kremlin’s Strategic Trap: A Breakdown of Trump’s Diplomatic CheckmateAlright, folks, here’s the deal: Russia just told Trump’s guy Keith Kellogg to take his coloring book and go sit at the kiddie table…Feb 181Feb 181
JD Vance’s Munich Shitshow: A Clown Parade of Fascist FanboyingAh, JD Vance — America’s newest political ventriloquist dummy for billionaire authoritarians. The guy went to Munich, put on his serious…Feb 171Feb 171
